- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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