- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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