- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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