- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

why did the man die? he had cancer

cory

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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