Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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knock knock who's there ?

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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