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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

The Labour Party.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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