What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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