- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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