Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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A lot eh?

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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