Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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whats 7+4? 74

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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