A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

im telling maguire

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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