- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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