We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

eoin burgin is fat

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

matt is fat

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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