Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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hi

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I <3 Hitler

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