- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Knock knock knock OCD

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

are you gay does your mom know

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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