- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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