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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student