- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Jack Stevens

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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