why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Once upon a time, The end.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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