- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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