- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

I'd like to make a withdraw

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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