- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

This is a joke.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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