What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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