Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Ily bae

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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