what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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