- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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