what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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