- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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