- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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