- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Once, I went to Peru.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Queens Park rangers

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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