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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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