- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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