- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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