A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Tim likes girls

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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