Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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