What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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\ \ \\ \\ >\/ 7 _.-(6' \ (=__._/` \ ) \ | / / | / > / j < _\ _.-' : ``. \ r=._\ `. \ > ,.-' >.'

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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