What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Chuck Norris.

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can you pass the soap?

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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