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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Hail Hitler

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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