- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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