- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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