What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's a joke? Funny

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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