Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

j.p. is dumb

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

This is an anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

women's rights

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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