Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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