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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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