An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Maths.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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