Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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