why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Justin beiber..

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Anti Joke

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