Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Cripples are lame.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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