Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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im @ work, LOL.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Im gay What about you

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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