What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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whats a joke

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BIG PENIS

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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the holocaust

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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