Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

knock knock come in !

Rylan Clark

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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