Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

And Stephen Hawking said.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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