Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Women's rights

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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rent a cops

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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