Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

hey justin

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

You know what's catchy? A cold

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