But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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