A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Your mother just died.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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