Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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