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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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