- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A person from Singapore eats

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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