- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

ecks! why zee?

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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