Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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