- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

were you expecting a joke

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

what smells like tuna? my underwear

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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