A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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