- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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woman's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

AIDS.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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