A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A train poops its pants.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What do black people eat? Food.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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