- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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