Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Women deserve equal rights.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Pianos.

Once upon a time

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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