- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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