What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Male leadership.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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