Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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baloney sandwich

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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