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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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