- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

a irish man walks past a bar

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