Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Atheism

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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are u black unlucky

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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