Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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