- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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