- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.