- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Women's rights

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What can hitler cook well Steak

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