Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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