- Anti Joke

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.