This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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womens rights.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Horse.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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