- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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