A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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