- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Me Neither.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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