- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

There's a god, just kidding.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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