- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

who is awesome? no one...

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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