there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Uh... What was emulating again?

top kek

women's rights

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

world society

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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