Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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eat a hot dog

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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