- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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