Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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