- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Sex vagina. lol.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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