Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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