Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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