Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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