- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

your face is kinda funny

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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